Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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