how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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