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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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