I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
