there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There r osticjed everywhere
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Shame is for Republicans.
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