White coat. Heels.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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