oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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