Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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