is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
