no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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