can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Randomize
