Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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