I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Your penis caused this!
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