he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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