it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
