My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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