so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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