I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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