You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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