Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
