WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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