I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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