We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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