so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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