I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
