Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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