Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We’re leaving where are you
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