I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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