What a fucking waste of an outfit
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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