Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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