Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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