Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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