you traded sex for a burrito?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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