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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
me + whiskey = a bad person
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