so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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