you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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