At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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