Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
