covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
we're making bets on your personal life
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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