ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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