is wine microwaveable?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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