Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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