I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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