We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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