He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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