Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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