Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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