ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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