i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
