Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Who died my cat blue again?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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