love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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