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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Go christen that room with your naked body.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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