Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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